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SLACKJAW: 
Walt Whitman Workshops The Title Of ‘Song Of Myself’ With Himself
The Amazing Race For Wine Snobs

WHO's On First At The Global Health Conference

Auditioning Actors Who Are Not Meryl Streep To Play Meryl Streep In The Biopic About Meryl Streep (with Mary Nepi)
Experimental Theatre Company Audition Notes (with Mary Nepi)

Mrs. Sally Johnson To Retire From Blow-Jobbing​ (with Jennie Young)
Things I’ve Done Out Of An Abundance Of Caution (with Jennie Young)
Reasons We Broke Up And Got Back Together During The Pandemic (with Jennie Young)
A Christmas Carol With More Ghosts And Less Learning
Submission Guidelines For 'R.E.M.'s Friday, June 23, 1995 Concert At Madison Square' Magazine
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9 More Kama Sutra Positions For Middle-Aged Americans
​Wedding Vow Mad Libs
​Let's Look On The Bright Side Of This Kidnapping!
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Unusual Shark Attacks
What Your Wedding Venue Says About You

​9 Kama Sutra Positions For Middle-Aged Americans
A Friend Officiated Our Wedding And Now My Husband's Dead


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POINTS IN CASE
Guestbook Comments from People Who Died at This B&B
Conditions That Must Be Perfect For My Girlfriend And I To Have Sex

​LITTLE O
LD LADY COMEDY
​My Husband And I Just Did Our Thirty-Fifth Performance Of 'Waiting For Godot' From Our Balcony And We Still Haven't Been Featured On Any Major News Broadcast

2 HO HO HO'S
Single Valentine’s Day vs. Married Valentine’s Day

Fa La La La La Land

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